The 32 Rules of Zombieland

In the 2009 movie Zombieland, surviors of a zombie apocalypse use creative means to dispatch the undead as they make their way toward a rumored safe haven in Los Angeles. During this journey the main character Columbus ( Jesse Eisenberg ) created a list of rules on how to survive Zombieland and I just wanted to show you the list in case of some zombie invasion occurs...

1. Cardio
2. The Double Tap
3. Beware of Bathrooms
4. Wear Seat Belts
5. No Attachments
6. The “Skillet”
7. Travel Light
8. Get a Kick "Butt" Partner
9. With your Bare Hands
10. Don’t Swing Low
11. Use Your Foot
12. Bounty Paper Towels
13. Shake it Off
14. Always carry a change of underwear
15. Bowling Ball
16. Opportunity Knocks
17. Don’t be a hero
18. Limber Up
19. Break it Up
20. It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
21. Avoid Strip Clubs
22. When in doubt Know your way out
23. Zipplock
24. Use your thumbs
25. Shoot First
26. A little sun screen never hurt anybody
27. Incoming!
28. Double-Knot your Shoes
29. The Buddy System
30. Pack your stain stick
31. Check the back seat
32. Enjoy the little things
33. Swiss army Knife

If you need any explanation about any of these rules just comment on it and your left hand friend will hook you up.....so til next time, because i really need some sleep,

Your left hand man,
Lefty 

Victory!!!!

Last Saturday the highly anticipated match of ping pong between Matt Leonard and I "Lefty" went down at in his garage. The first match was very close til the final point but i pulled out the victory 22-20 I ( I think) I give props to Matt as he surprised me he could keep up with my crazy left handed spin. Then the next game wasnt quite as close as I beat Matt again 17-21 ( I think). He just couldn't handle me again. I guess all that training from that old lady helped. So hears a message too all who reads this blog, if you want to accept the lefty challenge and try to beat me (which is nearly impossible) just reply to this blog and its on!!!!    

NO, NO, NO!!!

Ten MORE ways to say no without saying no:
1. Don't even think about it
2. You wish
3. Yea...when pigs fly!
4. Forget about it!
5. Don't hold your breath.
6. Not today, not tomorrow, not ever!!
7. My parents wouldn't approve.
8. Leave me alone
9. Not ever if you were left handed
10. Not a chance

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!!!

I here accept the challenge of a game of ping-pong against Matt Leonard. He has recently challenged me about 45 minutes ago because of what i said on one of my latest post. He doesn't know what he is getting himself into, maybe he doesn't know that i am  left handed. Or maybe he he just wants a nice butt woo-pin at a nice game of table tennis, but what ever it is Matt i am ready!!!!! just tell me the time and place and I will be there to take you down!!! Just don't cry to much Matt when you see the rather of my sick back hand shots. I put so much curve on the ball it will break your ankles and you will be left in shock. You don't know what you have got yourself into.

 This was my trainer Matt 20 time world table tennis champion ive learned everything i know from her so watch it!!!!!

Lefties 2011 NHS Data Match

9th Grade Top Ten
 Vanity Oliver
  Rionna Coker
  Jaci Hibbard
  Joyce Scalf
  Kendel Roberts
  Kristeson Robinson
  Shelby Simmons
  Cynthia Davis
  Rachel Hicks

10th Grade Top Ten
  Hannah Boswell
  Madison Daviess
  Taylor Sevy
  Lindsey Young
  Sebree Adams
  Mackenzie Heifner
  Natalie Higgs
  Sarah Horton
  Riley McCormick

11th Grade Top Ten
  Paige Thompson
  Blair Warren
  Aubrey Lewis
  Rita Tapia
  John Alexander???
  Morgan Cart
  Ashtin Flener
  Haydon Humphrey
  Katlynn Lanham
  Hannah Millay

12th Grade Top Ten
  Taylor Ewing....that's not a girl
  Chelsea Tindall
  Kaylee Wilhite
  Bria Board
  Shelbey Embry
  Whitney Harder
  Brittany Gray
  Chelsea Mckinnon
  Chassidy Mcneely
  Lindsey Schroeder

Well there you go my fellow classmates my data match results, but "sorry mac this bank is closed" so maybe you can find another another lefty as awesome as me......probably not. Just kidding

Your left hand man

Bad ideas

1. Pour gasoline on a bonfire.
2. Steal a police car
3. Eating Glass
4. Swimming in the lake at panther creek park/ or the Ohio river.
5. Lay in the middle of the street
6. Stick your head in a crocodiles mouth
7. Do drugs
8. Have red hair
9. Trying to beat a lefty at ping-pong ( not only a bad idea but impossible)
10. Eat mushrooms
 These are just few of the many bad ideas in the world, so watch what your doing and ask yourself....is this a bad idea??

Your Left hand man

Volunteering

" Volunteers are not paid- not because they are worthless, but because they are priceless.

How do I feel about volunteering?  I think volunteering is a thing someone should do a few times throughout life, because you get to interact with other people and see new views about life. An example of volunteering i have been a part of is the 2010 mission trip to Swan Quarters North Carolina with  my youth group at First Presbyterian Church of Owensboro. During this trip we painted homes cleaned peoples yard and played games with kids that didn't really have anyone to play with or could talk to about things.This was a great experience because it made those people that we helped out very happy. I had a wonderful time because you get to spend time with your friends while doing this and at the same time you make new friend, i made a lot of new friends form Indianapolis and some that lived in Kentucky as well. This is a life changing experience because you get a view of how bad some people have it and how much they dont have compared to what we have. So if you ever have the chance you should volunteer!!!

Your southpaw man!!

Game tonight!

Tonight we  (as in TLC which was explained in a previous blog) have another game tonight. Coming off a game that was a nail bitter til the finish we look to improve our record to 3-2 as we play the Try Hards. Yesterday we were kind of getting worried about the match up because our star player Luke luscious camp had to work. So we had to prepare to play without him. Luckily last night around 10 o'clock i received a message from Luke that said he could play!! This relieved a lot of stress and now TLC is pumped about the game and we are ready to bring the heat and hit the threes!!!! So everyone please come out and support us we need the fan support, it should be a great game. If you come out i will score 10 points just for you! the game is at 6 and is in the big gym we are the team with the big letters TLC on our black shirts! alright see you there.


your left hand man!