The Lefty-Mobile

Last Thursday I Lefty Tyler Jordan Calhoun was given a car of my own and it is a piece of art. My car is a 1999 Nissan Altima. Even though it is 12 years old and had nearly 140,000 miles on it this bad boy still purrs like a kitten. It has a sleek gray paint job that makes people break their necks as the take a second look at my car because it is so amazing they can barley take their eyes off of it. As for the interior its very clean and next to flawless with cloth seats, a great radio, air conditioning is still running like new, there is a wood outline around the radio and air condition button station, there is automatic windows. and two great cup holders ( i mean who doesn't love a couple cup holders. The only thing messed up is the mirror on the visor is kinda messed up but not to bad. This is a huge upgrade from the last car i drove to and from school must of the time which was my dads truck (explained in a previous blog). But this car should get me through the rest of high school and college and when its time to get another one im sure it will hard to get rid of ole reliable aka the lefty-mobile.

Your left hand man
 

Relaxation

Relaxing is a big part in my life because I am a busy man. Being left handed is not an easy task and you stay pretty occupied pretty much all day so I need find a time to relax and just forget about everything. I have a job, I go to school, I play soccer, I have chores at home that always need to be done, so I stay busy pretty much everyday of the week and I don't really have that much of free time time...but when i do i use it wisely.

I get some free time usually around 8:30-9:00 until i go to bed which is around 11, and after a long day i usually just lay in bed at watch TV for a while until its time to hit the hay. But there is Those times were i want to relax but i don't really want to go to bed yet so i do one of three things. I either do some p90x plyometric workouts, getting on facebook and chat it up with some of my brochachos, or play some NBA live on xbox 360 because its an amazing game. And there are those times where i am completely exhausted from the day so i go lay down in bed and sleep so i can be ready for the next day.  Relaxing is great and everyone needs it so take some time out of your day to relax!!!!

Your left hand man

Louisville got the number 4 seed!!

Tomorrow is the first day of the NCAA tournament and Louisville got a number 4 seed. I have a god feeling that they are going far into the tournament and i believe they can even go all the way.They play tomorrow against another Kentuckian team Morehead State. Morehead has the leading rebounder in the nation. But  he isnt scaring the cards because we are going to smack those eagles and send then back to their mommas'. After that game we will probably play Vanderbilt, then Kansas. Those are some pretty tough teams but as long as we are hitting the threes and playing the defense we can beat them and go far. So everyone needs to watch the game tomorrow and support the Louisville Cardinals as they play their first game on their journey to the championship game.

your left hand man

9-1-1 Emergency

Depending on what type of emergency i would probably call my mom first. Even though she usually tells me to call my dad when something happens I always call her first for some reason. Now if there was something really bad just happened like if my dad falls off our house or something like that (this has happened before) i would most likely call 911 because they could do something. I fortunately have not been a major emergency where i had to call 9-1-1. I think the only time i actually called 911 was on accident. The reason for this was because when i was 10 years old, the phone number at the house my family used to live in was 6911006, when i had to dial that number one time i guess i forgot the fist six and some how I called 911 instead of my phone number. I was expecting to hear my dads voice but i ended up hearing a woman's voice saying " 911 state your emergency " when i heard that i didn't really know what to do so i just hung up the phone. So that was the only time i have called 911, buut if some major emergency does occur i am sure i will called them first instead of my mom.

your left hand man 

10 reasons why the chicken crossed the road

For many of years the chicken has been questioned the same question over and over and over again and here are some reason, why the chicken crossed the road....

1. To get to the other side....hahahahaha
2. His middle name is Frogger....bahahahaha
3. Because chickens cant drive...hehehehe
4. He felt like being green that day...lolololol
5. Because he likes being questioned about his decisions....mwahahaha
6. He was running from the IRS (intimidating rooster services)......ha
7. He is a cannibal and he had coupons for KFC......thats funny
8. He is blind....
9. He was in New York City and he couldnt get a cab..........haha lol
10. He had to go dunk over Connor Hundley at Dave's house.....BAHABAHAMAWAHAHLOLOL

 YO Left hand man

Watch out for TLC

The Intramural basketball season ended last night as the Monstars were crowned champs and TLC fell short is the final four. We lost to the Seniors citizens in a hard fought battle by 4 or 5 points. I'm not usually a man of excuses but they were playing a little dirty as a few of our players hit the floor due to their excessive roughness. But we are going to be better than ever next year because we have many key improvements that the team in going to gain during the long off season. One of those things would be Foxy says he will be able to dunk before next season. Gills says he is going to be buff and stuff....like thats going to happen....We are dropping our key player C**** from the team next year...i know you must be surprised he was a great player and he will do greater things for another team. I love you C****. And last but not least we are in the lengthy process of signing the free agent Wesley Purcell to the squad, all he has to do is sign the contract and he is a part of the TLC franchise. I know I know these are some great improvements but we are looking to win it all next year so watch out. We are TLC: TLC ( the legend continues)........

Your left hand man