96 dodge ram pickup = trash

Since i recived my licence i now am most likely going to have to drive my dads truck. He has a black 96 dodge ram pickup. The word the describes this piece of scrap metal is trash. there are many things that are wrong with this truck.

•  the exterior paint job is bad
• there are a ton of scratches on it, theres even a scratch that looks like a feather
• the front bumper has a HUGE dent in it.
• the tinting on he windows are peeling off
• the roof fabric is coming of the roof 
• the speakers are busted
• the radio was broken until recently fixed
• the gas gauage doesnt work
• the check engine light is constantly on
• the brakes sqeek like nails on a chalk board 
• the steering wheel shakes when you are driving it
• there is dog hair in it
• there is the awful stinch in there that makes me want to puke everytime im in there 

I really hope i don't have to drive this demon car anymore than i have to, and hopefully i can buy my own car soon.

                                                                                                      - your left hand man