The Chirstmas Present That Ive Always Wanted

A Christmas present that i really wanted one year was............A Red Rider BB Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle! with a compass in the stock and this think that tells the time.  Unfortunately  i wasn't able to get, my mom gave this lame " You will shoot your eye out" line. So i only ended up getting some small little toys and the awful pink bunny costume that my mother made me wear around all day. That was a good Christmas though I beat up the bully, my dad heard me say the F-dash-dash-dash word, and he ended up getting a leg lamp.....which my mom ended up breaking. Then to rap it all up the neighbors dogs got into our house and ate are turkey that we were going to have for lunch, so instead we had a nice duck from the local Chinese restaurant which the waiters tried but failed to sing Deck the Halls.